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What does $500,000 get CM Punk?

Recently CM Punk picked up a cool half a million dollars to get his face turned to hamburger meat. But, for the average work-a-day slob like you and me, that figure’s hard to wrap your head around.

What does $500,000 get you these days?

He could buy…..

14,285 bottles of Full, Unopened 16 oz Vintage Crystal Pepsi
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His own 2-bedroom, 2-bath loft style apartment in Greektown, Chicago

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39 1985 MCI Tour Buses-because who wants to carpool?

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500 Hours of Tattoo work by the world’s most expensive tattoo artist Scott Campbell

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Preacher” preview from 1994 signed by Garth Ennis, with $498,300 left to buy his own comic book store.

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33,333 bags of Intelligentsia Black Cat Classic Espresso

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See 1,562 Cubs games from the front row dugout box.

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45,454 tubes of Mederma Scar Cream at Target

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76,923 bottles of Neutrogena Anti-Residue Shampoo, so he doesn’t look like a damn Waffle House fry-cook!

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