Recently CM Punk picked up a cool half a million dollars to get his face turned to hamburger meat. But, for the average work-a-day slob like you and me, that figure’s hard to wrap your head around.
What does $500,000 get you these days?
He could buy…..
14,285 bottles of Full, Unopened 16 oz Vintage Crystal Pepsi
His own 2-bedroom, 2-bath loft style apartment in Greektown, Chicago
39 1985 MCI Tour Buses-because who wants to carpool?
500 Hours of Tattoo work by the world’s most expensive tattoo artist Scott Campbell
“Preacher” preview from 1994 signed by Garth Ennis, with $498,300 left to buy his own comic book store.
33,333 bags of Intelligentsia Black Cat Classic Espresso
See 1,562 Cubs games from the front row dugout box.
45,454 tubes of Mederma Scar Cream at Target
76,923 bottles of Neutrogena Anti-Residue Shampoo, so he doesn’t look like a damn Waffle House fry-cook!