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WWE Clash of Champions 2017 Drinking Game

It’s felt like an eternity since we were all last together but as we are nearing 2017 it is time to throw title matches together in the form of myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CLASH OF CHAMPIONS DRINKING GAME!

As usual, this game is presented as a fun way to try to predict the results of an upcoming WWE PPV. We obviously do not advocate actually playing this game due to the extreme nature of the challenge presented here. In other words, don’t try this at home.

Standard Turn Heel WWE PPV drinking game rules apply for the WWE Clash of Champions 2017 Drinking Game: If you’re playing on “Easy Mode” take a sip of beer or of a mixed drink when the game calls for it. If you’re playing on “Hardcore Mode” take a full shot of hard liquor or down an entire can/bottle of beer each time the game calls for it.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: Only partake in the consumption of adult beverages if you are of legal age in your locale! (Hi, Facebook!)

WWE Clash of Champions 2017 Drinking Game – Kickoff Show

Well, it’s Sunday morning, so everything should be set….. but, here are some general rules though first:

Take a shot:

If Sam Roberts makes a comeback to the desk

If Charly Caruso hosts the kickoff

If Shane McMahon shows up to talk about how much he wants to see Sami and Kevin be fired.

If there is a Fashion Files leading up to the 2B vs. Breezango match

Every time the word “Artist” is used

If any legends are shown

Take 2 shots:

If any announced match gets bounced to the Kickoff

If there’s a Riott Squad appearance

Take 3 shots:

If a Talking Smack is announced for the post show

Take 4 shots:

If any impromptu matches are added to the Kickoff

 

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Zack Ryder vs. Mojo Rawley

Take a shot:

For each “He ain’t Hype” chant that Mojo starts

If Mojo has an updated intro

If Mojo squashes Ryder

If Mojo gets a noticeable pop from the crowd.

Take 2 shots:

If the match never starts due to a Mojo run in

If any Smackdown superstars not already booked runs interference

If the match lasts more than 5 minutes

Take 3 shots:

If the match lasts more than 10 minutes

If even on PPV, this match gets the picture-in-picture treatment

Take 4 shots:

If Ryder wins and this feud continues for some reason

Prediction: Mojo is getting a push, even though it is as a heel. He’s needed one since Wrestlemania so I guess any time is a good time. Mojo in quick work.

WWE Clash of Champions 2017 Drinking Game

Six main show matches is normal. Here’s some general rules:

Take a shot:

Each time the announcers mention “Clash of Champions”

If Mojo Rawley and Zack Ryder fight further during a backstage segment

Each time a superstar is “Clashes/Clashing.”

Take 3 shots:

If this show ends early

If someone debuts

If someone returns

Take 4 shots:

If this show somehow runs past 11pm Eastern

If the “You’re Fired” match gets more time than AJ/Mahal

If Ric Flair is in attendance

Take 10 shots:

If no titles change hands tonight

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(WWE.com)

Breezango vs. The Bludgeon Brothers

Take a shot:

Each mention of 2B

If the match goes less than 5 minutes

If Ascension interferes.

If this is a squash for 2B

Take 2 shots:

If the case continues after this match

Take 3 shots:

Case Closed

Prediction: WWE is not going to end Fashion Files at a intermediate PPV like this are they? Of course not they are still going to milk this for all it’s worth. Still not enough for Breezango to win though.

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United States Champion Baron Corbin vs. Bobby Roode vs. Dolph Ziggler (Triple Threat Match)

Take a shot:

If Ziggler comes out to a normal intro

Each time “Glorious” is stated

For each countered Glorious DDT

For each Super Kick

If Ziggler goes back to Vladimir Kozlov-style, with nondescript trunks and no music

Take 2 shots:

Each time Ziggler banters the crowd

…if that backfires

If Ziggler eats a Glorious DDT

Take 3 shots:

If Roode wins

If Corbin destroys Ziggler and avoids having to deal with Roode

Take 4 shots:

If Corbin retains

Take 5 shots:

If Ziggler wins the match

Prediction: This is probably the only match where a title could change hands. Feels like it will because why else is Ziggler in the match. Roode pins Ziggler and Corbin is befuddled.

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Randy Orton & Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn (Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan as special guest referees)

Take a shot:

If Shane is a heel but he’s sold as a face

Each pro-Sami/Kevin chant

If KO/Sami runs in on Shane

Take 2 shots:

If Shane eats a Pump-Up Powerbomb

Each RKO

If the match goes 10 minutes

If Shane and Daniel feud during the match

Take 3 shots:

Each Helluva Kick

Take 4 shots:

If there is a screwjob angle

Take 10 shots:

Sami and Kevin are fired…..

Prediction: They aren’t getting fired. Kevin and Sami will somehow beat the juggernaut that is Randy Orton, or at least that is what WWE wants you to believe. This sets the groundwork for a feud and maybe a match between Shane and Daniel.

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(WWE.com)

SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos vs. The New Day vs. Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable vs. Rusev & Aiden English (Fatal 4-Way Match)

Take a shot:

If Xavier wrestles this match

If the Uso’s wear anything other than black

Take 4 shots:

If the New Day prevails

Take 5 shots:

Gable and Benjamin are new tag champs

Take 6 shots:

HAPPY RUSEV DAY CHAMPIONS

Prediction: This could be a really fun match. With the Uso’s and New Day you know it is going to be solid but with the two other teams, this could go to another level. Feel like one of the other teams is going to “steal” this one off the Uso’s. Gable and Benjamin your new champs.

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(WWE.com)

SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya (Lumberjack Match)

Take 2 shots:

If this is the longest match of the night

Take 3 shots:

Charlotte wins via a Figure 8

Natalya wins via a Sharpshooter

Take 5 shots:

MITB cash in

Take 10 shots:

If Carmella wastes her opportunity and loses.

Prediction: Recycled match. Maybe they can spice it up with a cash in. Charlotte retains and we’ll see what Carmella does.

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(WWE.com)

WWE Champion AJ Styles vs. Jinder Mahal

Take a shot:

If there are any references to house shows.

If a new challenger appears at the end.

Take 2 shots:

If any run-in occurs

If this is the match of the night.

Take 3 shots:

If this goes more than 15 minutes

Each Styles Clash

Jinder somehow wins the title back.

If match ends in DQ

Take 4 shots:

Singh Bros. actually turn after all on Jinder

Prediction: AJ Styles retains and Jinder now has to develop something outside of the main title picture.

Well, that’s our WWE Clash of Champions 2017 Drinking Game. Hopefully, you can pace yourselves. No live tweeting tonight unfortunately, but for those interested in #COCAfterDark, join me on Twitter @GrahamCoffelt, at 9pm pst and we can dissect from there. See you then. now. forever.

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