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WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 predictions by way of a drinking game. Seriously, don’t try this at home.

Get “extreme” with the WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game. Extreme Rules is the one time a year WWE “lets their hair down”, chugs some Mt. Dew or 5-Hour Energy (R.I.P. the volcano ad), and goes wild. Well, if you don’t count TLC or Hell in a Cell… Okay, so it’s all TV-PG and it’s not like we’re getting late 90s “extreme” anyway. But, hey, this should be the first time someone actually says “Great Balls of Fire” on WWE TV. Stock up, this one will likely be a doozy.

As usual, this game is presented as a fun way to try to predict the results of an upcoming WWE PPV. We obviously do not advocate actually playing this game due to the extreme nature of the challenge presented here. In other words, don’t try this at home.

Standard Turn Heel WWE PPV drinking game rules apply for the WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game: If you’re playing on “Easy Mode” take a sip of beer or of a mixed drink when the game calls for it. If you’re playing on “Hardcore Mode” take a full shot of hard liquor or down an entire can/bottle of beer each time the game calls for it.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: Only partake in the consumption of adult beverages if you are of legal age in your locale! (Hi, Facebook!)

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game – Kickoff Show

Well, it’s Thursday evening and still nothing has been announced for the Kickoff Show… so, here are some general rules:

Take a shot:

If the mixed tag gets bumped to the Kickoff Show

If Booker T DOESN’T have a Shucky Ducky Quack Quack Moment of the Night

If Sam Roberts is on the Kickoff Show panel

If Nia Jax joins the panel and cuts a promo about Raw not using their entire women’s roster each week

If the Hardys are the Social Media Lounge guests

Take two shots:

If Goldust vs. R Truth gets added to the Kickoff Show

If Enzo & Big Cass have a match on the Kickoff Show

If the Revival appear on the Kickoff Show

If Elias Samson works a squash match on the Kickoff Show

Take 3 shots:

If Nia Jax, Titus O’Neil, Dana Brooke, Apollo Crews, Kalisto, and/or Curt Hawkins have a match on the Kickoff Show

If we have a Miz TV to kill time on the Kickoff Show

Take 4 shots:

If Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel, Heath Slater & Rhyno, Gallows & Anderson, or Mark Henry have a match on the Kickoff Show

If we have a Ambrose Asylum to kill time on the Kickoff Show

Take 5 shots:

If the Kickoff Show has zero matches

If another Cruiserweight Division match is added to the Kickoff Show

Take 6 shots:

If any matches added to the Kickoff Show were added on Sunday

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game

Some general WWE Extreme Rules 2017 rules:

Take a shot:

Each time someone says something is being taken to “the extreme”

Each time the phrase “Great Balls of Fire” is said

If Paul Heyman shows up at any point during the show

Each time Corey Graves has to leave commentary because of something he sees on his phone

If Kurt Angle’s blackmailer is revealed

If The Revival show up in any capacity

Each time an announcer says the word “caveat”

If Enzo is laid out backstage by a mystery person at some point during the show

If Goldust vs. R Truth is added to the main show at any time between this post going live and the start of the PPV

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Sasha Banks, Rich Swann, Noam Dar, Alicia Fox

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Sasha Banks & Rich Swann vs. Noam Dar & Alicia Fox (Mixed Tag Team Match)

Take a shot:

If Dar and Fox DON’T enter together

If we see Cedric Alexander watching the match from backstage

If Fox finally gets some new entrance music

If we get purple ropes for this match

Take 2 shots:

If a delivery person interrupts the match at any point

If Sasha gets a third win over Fox without having to use her finisher

If Sasha and Swann dance during their entrance

If Swann picks up the win by way of Phoenix Splash

Take 3 shots:

If only one set of ropes (ie. bottom, middle, top) are purple to reflect the mixed nature of this match

If the finish involves someone getting blasted in the face with powder

If Ariya Daivari and his $2500 shirt intervene during the match

If Dar ends up getting the (clean) win with his finisher

Take 4 shots:

If Dar and Fox win and Fox carries Dar around in her arms like he’s a small child

If Sasha has to resort to the Banks Statement to get the win

If the finish doesn’t involve a small package roll up (via distraction or not)

If Fox is snatched bald by Sasha

Prediction: Banks and Swann win and dance in the ring after the victory.

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Neville, Austin Aries

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Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries (Submission Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship)

Take a shot:

Each time anyone says TJP

If TJP runs in at any point to help Neville

If Jack Gallagher continues his life debt to Aries and counters any TJP interference

If a banana is involved in Aries’ entrance

Take 2 shots:

Each time either guy busts out a submission hold that isn’t their finisher

If Neville has to break out the Red Arrow to soften Aries up for the Rings of Saturn

If Aries’ knee continues to be targeted even though the Rings of Saturn doesn’t affect the knee

If Neville makes Aries tap out to the Rings of Saturn

Take 3 shots:

If anyone eats a Discus Five Arm

If Aries makes Neville tap out to something that ISN’T the Last Chancery

If someone debuts in the Cruiserweight division via run-in during or after the match

Take 4 shots:

If Aries ends Neville’s reign by tapping him out to the Last Chancery

Take 5 shots:

If Aries wins and appears to turn heel before the end of the event

Take 6 shots:

If it is implied this feud “still isn’t over” no matter who wins at Extreme Rules

Prediction: This is a tough one, but I think I’ll go with Aries finally winning. He cracked the shell by being the first man to tap Neville out in the division, so I foresee an Aries win and eventual heel turn. Neville retaining also makes sense, but I feel they’ve built Aries up way too much to not give him the strap here.

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Cesaro, Sheamus

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The Hardys (c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus (Steel Cage Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship)

Take a shot:

Each time Matt uses a pseudo-“broken” gesture

If either Hardy takes the Cesaro swing

If Sheamus accidentally Brogue Kicks Cesaro

If Jeff Hardy does a Swanton Bomb from the top rope

Take 2 shots:

If the finish DOESN’T happen by someone escaping the cage

If Sheamus does a White Noise off the top rope

If anyone bleeds during the match

If Sheamus kicks or knees either Matt or Jeff’s tooth out

Take 3 shots:

If Jeff hits a Swanton from the top of the cage

If the Hardys go over with a Twist of Fate into a Swanton

If any other Raw tag teams get involved in the finish of this match

Take 4 shots:

If Sheamus & Cesaro win by a pinfall or submission in the ring

If the Hardys lose and Matt appears to “break” after the match

Toast some champagne:

If Matt Hardy has welcomed his new son to House Hardy before this match happens

Chug:

For the duration of any “delete” chants

Prediction: Hardys retain. I just don’t see Sheamus & Cesaro becoming two-time champions, especially not here. The one outlier being that if Matt has asked for some time off due to the upcoming birth of his child. If so, there’s some possibility that they have them lose the titles, Matt disappears, and comes back – different.

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Dean Ambrose, The Miz

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Dean Ambrose (c) vs. The Miz (WWE Intercontinental Championship Match – If Ambrose Gets DQed, He Loses the Title)

Take a shot:

Each time Dean rebound clotheslines Miz

Each time Miz uses something from Daniel Bryan’s moveset

If Miz and Maryse wear their body armor PPV outfit

If Dean wears the black tank top

If Miz cuts a promo before the match

Take 2 shots:

If Miz goes over clean with the Skull Crushing Finale

If Miz goes over with the Skull Crushing Finale after a distraction

If Dean gets DQed due to intervention from Maryse

If Kurt Angle has to restart this match for any reason

Take 3 shots:

If Dean gets DQed due to intervention from Elias Samson

If anyone other than Samson or Maryse intervene to cost Ambrose the match

Take 4 shots:

If Dean Ambrose retains with Dirty Deeds

Take 6 shots:

If the “Ambrose can’t get DQed” stipulation doesn’t factor into this match in any way.

Prediction: Miz gets another IC Title reign. I’m assuming Maryse gets Ambrose DQed, with the dark horse being Samson giving Miz a receipt and screwing over Ambrose in the process.

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Alexa Bliss, Bayley

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Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Bayley (Kendo Stick on a Pole Match for the WWE Raw Women’s Championship)

Take a shot:

If Mrs. Flapper makes an appearance

If any trinkets from Bayley’s past are used as a weapon in the match

If Alexa hides a 2nd kendo stick somewhere at ring side

If you’d rather be watching the women’s Money in the Bank ladder match

Take 2 shots:

If Bayley gets the kendo stick off of the pole first

But, Bayley can’t bring herself to use it on Bliss

If the actual rules for this match are explained in better detail before it begins

If Alexa Bliss retains the title

Take 3 shots:

If Bayley wins the match without using the kendo stick

If Alexa Bliss DQs herself by using the kendo stick illegally

If neither woman is attacked after the match ends with a kendo stick

Take 4 shots:

If Bayley’s ex-bff and ex-bf make out on the stage to lead to a distraction roll up

If Nia Jax crashes the match for any reason

If WWE actually shows any part of the “Bayley, It’s Your Life” segment before the match starts

Prediction: Bliss retains. I mean she has to. It’s the right thing to do after making her die on the vine for 10 minutes during the worst segment of 2017.

WWE Extreme Rules 2017 Drinking Game - Bray Wyatt, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, Finn Balor, Samoa Joe

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Bray Wyatt vs. Seth Rollins vs. Roman Reigns vs. Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe (Extreme Rules Fatal Five Way Match to Determine the #1 Contender to the Universal Championship)

Take a shot:

If Bray Wyatt cuts a promo in his dark room at some point before the match starts

Each time Roman hits a Superman punch

If Rollins does that spot out of the corner that he injured his knee doing

If Samoa Joe teases a Muscle Buster

If anyone goes through a barricade

Take 2 shots:

If Balor comes out as the Demon for this match

If Rollins hits his new finisher on anyone

If we get at least one “Tower of Doom” spot

If the match is booked in such a way it looks like Reigns is going to win

If Bray Wyatt takes the pin for whoever wins

If chairs get involved

Take 3 shots:

If Rollins attempts to hit a Pedigree

If Balor goes over by pinning Samoa Joe

If Samoa Joe goes over by pinning Finn Balor

If anyone goes through the announce table

Take 4 shots:

If Seth Rollins goes over

If Roman Reigns goes over

If Triple H and/or Stephanie McMahon get involved in the finish

Take 5 shots:

If Bray Wyatt goes over by way of some swamp magic

If Braun Strowman runs in during or after the match

Take 10 shots:

If Roman Reigns takes the pin for whoever wins

Prediction: Since this is allegedly a “short feud” for Brock, a one-off with either Balor or Joe makes the most sense – probably Joe – so I’ll go with Samoa Joe winning (possibly with help from the Authority). The dark horse would be them feeding Wyatt to Brock at Great Balls of Fire. I honestly do not see Rollins getting another match with Lesnar with no build. Likewise, I just don’t see WWE burning “the only two men to beat Taker at Mania face off” at Great Balls of Fire.

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