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WWE Hell In A Cell 2017 Drinking Game

The experiment/opportunity of the Live Blog and Drinking Game has come and gone and due to scheduling we are back to your pre-recorded beverage consumption programming. Get your Vince voice ready because it is time for HELL IN A CELL!

As usual, this game is presented as a fun way to try to predict the results of an upcoming WWE PPV. We obviously do not advocate actually playing this game due to the extreme nature of the challenge presented here. In other words, don’t try this at home.

Standard Turn Heel WWE PPV drinking game rules apply for the WWE Hell In A Cell 2017 Drinking Game: If you’re playing on “Easy Mode” take a sip of beer or of a mixed drink when the game calls for it. If you’re playing on “Hardcore Mode” take a full shot of hard liquor or down an entire can/bottle of beer each time the game calls for it.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: Only partake in the consumption of adult beverages if you are of legal age in your locale! (Hi, Facebook!)

WWE Hell In A Cell 2017 Drinking Game – Kickoff Show

Well, it’s Sunday morning, so everything should be set….. but, here are some general rules though first:

Take a shot:

If Peter Rosenberg makes a comeback to the desk

If Charly Caruso hosts the kickoff

If Shane McMahon shows up to talk about how much a coward Owen’s is.

If we get any hints dropped about the Fashion Files reveal.

Every time the word “Artist” is used

If Charlotte joins the desk and talks about Ric.

Take 2 shots:

If any announced match gets bounced to the Kickoff

If there’s video of evidence of Lana actually helping Tamina in any way.

Take 3 shots:

If a Talking Smack is announced for the post show

Take 4 shots:

If any impromptu matches are added to the Kickoff

 

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Chad Gable & Shelton Benjamin vs. The Hype Bros

Take a shot:

For each “He ain’t Hype” chant that Mojo starts

If Gable and Benjamin have an updated intro

If Benjamin wins the pinfall

If Gable and Benjamin coordinate showing intentions of staying a tag team

If Benjamin is referred to as the “Gold Standard”

If either team gets a noticeable pop from the crowd.

Take 2 shots:

If a double Bro turn takes place

If the match never starts due to a Bro run in

If any Smackdown superstars not already booked runs interference

If the match lasts more than 5 minutes

Take 3 shots:

If the match lasts more than 10 minutes

If even on PPV, this match gets the picture-in-picture treatment

Take 4 shots:

If Hype Bro win and still break up

Prediction: Smart money is on the Gable/Benjamin connection since the rumor mill has suggested a break up of the Hype Bro. Shelton gets the pinfall victory on Mojo in his WWE PPV return.

WWE Hell In A Cell 2017 Drinking Game

Seven main show matches is normal. Here’s some general rules:

Take a shot:

Each time the announcers mention “Hell In A Cell”

If Mojo Rawley or Zack Ryder turn on one another during a backstage segment

Each time a superstar is “going to be taken to hell.”

Prepare your disappointment with 2 shots:

If Harper/Rowan or the Colon’s are shown in preparation for Fashion Files

Take 3 shots:

If this show ends early

If someone debuts

If someone returns

Take 4 shots:

If this show somehow runs past 11pm Eastern

If Orton/Rusev gets more time than Nakamura/Mahal

If Ric Flair is in attendance

Take 5 shots:

If “Fashion Files” is used as the time kill leading to the Main Event

Take 10 shots:

If no titles change hands tonight

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Randy Orton vs. Rusev

Take a shot:

Each mention of Rusev Day

If the match goes less than 5 minutes

If Aiden English interferes again

If boring Randy were to turn heel.

Take 2 shots:

If it’s not a happy Rusev Day

 

Take 3 shots:

If it’s a happy Rusev Day

 

Prediction: I want to wish you and yours a Happy Rusev Day. I just hope the same can be said for the handsome Bulgarian. Orton wins though because well, nobody really knows the direction.

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Bobby Roode vs. Dolph Ziggler

Take a shot:

For each entrance that takes place

Each time “Glorious” is stated

For each countered Glorious DDT

For each Super Kick

If Ziggler goes Vladimir Kozlov with nondescript trunks and no music

Take 2 shots:

Each time Ziggler banters the crowd

…if that backfires

If Ziggler eats a Glorious DDT

Take 3 shots:

If Roode wins and the match is a one-off

If Ziggler just does his normal entrance and he wasted our time.

Take 4 shots:

If the match ends in a DQ

Take 5 shots:

If Ziggler wins the match

Prediction: This match should be a great in-ring product but something tells me the greater part of 10 minutes are going to be used for entrance nonsense. Roode goes over because duh.

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United States Champion AJ Styles vs. Baron Corbin

Take a shot:

If the match starts

Each AJ Styles chant

If Corbin runs in on Styles

Take 2 shots:

If Styles eats a End of Days

Each time Mr. Money in the Bank is stated

If the match goes 10 minutes

If Styles handily dispatches of Corbin like Cena

Take 3 shots:

Each Deep Six on the floor

Take 4 shots:

If this match does not start

Take 10 shots:

Baron Corbin, US Champion

Prediction: You have to wonder how long that Baron is going to be in the dog house. Can’t imagine this match signals the end of that however. Styles retains and maybe we go back to a true “Open Challenge.”

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SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Usos (Hell in a Cell Match)

Take a shot:

 

If Xavier wrestles this match

If the Uso’s wear anything other than black

Take 4 shots:

If the New Day prevails

Take 5 shots:

If the Uso’s regain the titles and the cycle continues

Take 6 shots:

If this match tops their previous encounters

Prediction: New Day and The Uso’s have been the best rivalry this year in WWE. This match should be no different to the quality they’ve had. This match has to be the endpoint though. Something new has to start up. New Day prevail inside HIAC.

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SmackDown Women’s Champion Natalya vs. Charlotte Flair

 

Take 2 shots:

If this is the longest match of the night

Take 3 shots:

Charlotte wins via a Figure 8

Natalya wins via a Sharpshooter

Take 5 shots:

MITB cash in

Take 10 shots:

If WWE didn’t learn their lesson and have Ellsworth basically win the match for Carmella

Prediction: This match feels like it is lacking in the story department. Perhaps because of this, we will have a cash in by Miss Money in The Bank, Carmella. Charlotte wins the match first though.

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The Fashion Files will return at WWE Hell on a Cell

Take a shot:

If THIS edition is Andy Griffith inspired

If they repeat a police procedural already used.

If the Colons or Harper/Rowan are the culprits

Take 2 shots:

If any physical confrontation occurs

Paul Ellering shows up

If Breezango are blindsided

If this is more interesting than some matches on the card

Take 3 shots:

If this goes more than 5 minutes

If Tyler Breeze is in drag

If the culprit is announced for Talking Smack

If the confrontation goes out to the ring area

Take 4 shots:

Authors of Pain are the culprits

Prediction: They may not even have this segment if we’re being honest. It’ll get pushed to SmackDown.

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WWE Champion Jinder Mahal vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

Take a shot:

Each vein you see on Jinder

If the Singh Brothers interfere

If Nakamura finally wins and it feels great

Each Kinshasa attempt

Clear the liquor cabinet:

And still…….

Prediction: Jinder has had a great run and while the India tour coming up could suggest the outcome, him chasing the title in a rematch in India will sell just as well. Nakamura is your champ.

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Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens (Hell in a Cell Falls Count Anywhere Match)

Take a shot:

Each time Shane rabbit punches Owens.

If Owens “snaps” and gets that look on his face

If Owens wins the match.

Each Powerbomb attempt

Buy the nearest Liquor Store:

Shane McMahon defeats former Universal Champ Kevin Owens.

Prediction: Shane may do some ridiculous stuff during the match but there is no way in hell that he wins the match. Owens wins and the match was probably hard to watch.

Well, that’s our WWE Hell In A Cell 2017 Drinking Game. Hopefully, you can pace yourselves. No live tweeting this time unfortunately, but for those interested in #HIACAfterDark, join me on Twitter @GrahamCoffelt, at 9pm pst and we can dissect from there. Let’s go to hell.

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