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WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game

Quick and dirty WWE No Mercy 2017 predictions by way of a drinking game and coin flip. What could go wrong?

Well, it looks like you have me again for the WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game. This should be extra fun since I haven’t watched the main roster since June and only have a cursory idea of what has been going on. This one will be hard and fast, so try not to get more sick than in previous games.

As usual, this game is presented as a fun way to try to predict the results of an upcoming WWE PPV event. We obviously do not advocate actually playing this game due to the extreme nature of the challenge presented here. In other words, don’t try this at home.

Standard Turn Heel drinking game rules apply for the WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game: If you’re playing on “Easy Mode” take a sip of beer or of a mixed drink when the game calls for it. If you’re playing on “Hardcore Mode” take a full shot of hard liquor or down an entire can/bottle of beer each time the game calls for it.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: Only partake in the consumption of adult beverages if you are of legal age in your locale! (Hi, Facebook!)

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game – Kickoff Show

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Apollo Crews vs. Elias

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Apollo Crews vs. Elias

Take a shot:

If Elias’ entrance begins with him in the ring singing a song about Los Angeles

If someone new joins the Titus Brand tonight

Take 2 shots:

If the match actually begins after some people have taken their seats

If Titus O’Neil gets involved in any way

Take 3 shots:

Each time commentary attempts to explain why this match is even happening

If Crews goes over clean

Take 4 shots:

If Elias goes over clean

Take 5 shots:

If the lone Kickoff Show match ends in a no contest of some sort

Take 15 shots:

If the Honky Tonk Man returns to WWE and blasts Elias with a gimmicked guitar

Prediction: Elias! I’m doing all predictions for this piece with a literal coin flip. Elias wins!

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Finn Balor, Bray Wyatt

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Finn Balor vs. Bray Wyatt (Man to Man Match)

Take a shot:

If Wyatt does anything that negates the “man to man” stipulation

If a false Demon Finn is used as a distraction

Take 2 shots:

If something truly memorable happens here

If this ends up being better than the House of Horrors match

Take 3 shots:

If Bray enlists the help of something who is NOT Erick Rowan or Luke Harper

If Finn enlists the help of Gallows and Anderson

Take 4 shots:

Finn wins by turning heel and forming a WWE version of the Club

Take 5 shots:

If Finn wins clean and remains a babyface

Take 10 shots:

If Bray Wyatt wins clean

Prediction: Coin flips says – Bray Wyatt wins!

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - The Miz, Jason Jordan

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The Miz (c) vs. Jason Jordan (WWE Intercontinental Championship Match)

Take a shot:

If Maryse is part of the Miztourage

Each time Bo Dallas or Curtis Axel interfere

Take 2 shots:

If Kurt Angle is forced to restart the match…

… and Miz immediately protests this due to Angle being Jordan’s daddy

Take 3 shots:

For each suplex Jordan lands on Miz

Take 5 shots:

If Miz retains by nefarious means

Take 6 shots:

If Miz retains clean

Take 7 shots:

“And NEW…”

Take 10 shots:

If The Honky Tonk Man returns to WWE and blasts either man with a gimmicked guitar

Prediction: The quarter says… Jordan wins! New Champ!

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Neville, Enzo

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Neville (c) vs. Enzo Amore (WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match)

Take 1 shot:

If Neville retains by hook or by crook

Finish all of the liquor:

If Enzo becomes Cruiserweight champion

Prediction: Coin says… Enzo!!! Wow, I hate this coin.

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Cesaro, Sheamus

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Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins (c) vs. Cesaro & Sheamus (WWE Raw Tag Team Championship Match)

Take a shot:

Each time it feels like Roman may have to come out to help Seth and Dean

If anyone gets hard way blood during this match

Take 2 shots:

If Gallows & Anderson or the Hardyz somehow get involved here

If Dean and Seth retain clean

Take 3 shots:

If Dean and Seth retain by way of DQ or count out

Take 5 shots:

If The Bar become the new champs

Take 10 shots:

If Roman is involved in the finish in any capacity and WWE blows the Shield reunion off at No Mercy

Prediction: Coin says – Dean and Seth retain!

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Emma, Bayley, Alexa Bliss, Sasha Banks, Nia Jax

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Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Bayley vs. Emma vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks (Fatal Five Way for the Raw Women’s Championship)

Take a shot:

If Alexa Bliss retains

Take 2 shots:

If Sasha Banks becomes the new champ

Take 3 shots:

If Nia Jax becomes the new champ

Take 4 shots:

If Bayley becomes the new champ

… and four more if she’s booed for winning

Take #Emmalina shots (aka – weeks and weeks worth of shots):

If Emma wins (P.S. – I’m an Emma fan – it’s a hard life)

Prediction: Coin flip says – new champ! Random number generator says that Bayley wins!! (based on the position of the other women in the match graphic 1 – 4)

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - John Cena, Roman Reigns

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John Cena vs. Roman Reigns

Take a shot:

If WWE finds a way to book this to somehow protect both men

Take 10 shots:

If Cena wins, LOL!

If Roman wins, LOL!

Prediction: My twenty-five cent piece says… Cena wins, LOL!

WWE No Mercy 2017 Drinking Game - Brock Lesnar, Braun Strowman

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Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman (WWE Universal Championship Match)

Take a shot:

If Braun throws a vehicle of any sort during the match

If Braun throws a chair during the match

For each German suplex that Brock delivers

Take 2 shots:

If any WWE equipment, including announce tables, are destroyed during this match

If anyone bleeds

Take 3 shots:

If WWE finds a way to include Roman Reigns in this match in some capacity

Take 4 shots:

If Brock wins, LOL!

Take 5 shots:

If this ends in a no contest

Take 10 shots and scream BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNN!!!:

If WWE finally puts the fruit leather belt on someone who shows up to TV every week

Prediction: My quarter says that Brock retains – two more months of no regular champion on Raw.

Well, there you have it – very quick, and quite dirty. Follow @GrahamCoffelt on Twitter (he’s the usual Drinking Game guy now) as he’ll be doing a live blog of No Mercy with way more informed insight than you just got here! Enjoy and be safe out there!

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