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WWE Survivor Series 2017 Drinking Game

It’s time for the only time where Raw and Smackdown blah blah blah….. and the last Big 4 show of 2017. It’s time for Survivor Series We have 8 (announced) matches for Survivor Series so far and in theory more could be added to the pre show. Let’s try and survive? That sounds kinda dark.

As usual, this game is presented as a fun way to try to predict the results of an upcoming WWE PPV. We obviously do not advocate actually playing this game due to the extreme nature of the challenge presented here. In other words, don’t try this at home.

Standard Turn Heel WWE PPV drinking game rules apply for the WWE Survivor Series 2017 Drinking Game: If you’re playing on “Easy Mode” take a sip of beer or of a mixed drink when the game calls for it. If you’re playing on “Hardcore Mode” take a full shot of hard liquor or down an entire can/bottle of beer each time the game calls for it.

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: Only partake in the consumption of adult beverages if you are of legal age in your locale! (Hi, Facebook!)

WWE Survivor Series 2017 Drinking Game – Kickoff Show

Well, it’s Sunday mid-day and we’ve got a two-hour pre-show and one match?!… here are the general rules first:

Take a shot:

If Sam Roberts and Pete Rosenberg are both on the panel.

If the panel extends past the desk.

If they have a bigger desk to compensate.

If the Bludgeon Brothers appear

If Otunga gets relegated off the desk

Take 2 shots:

If any announced match gets bounced to the Kickoff

If they parade out Lana/Tamina for no reason at all.

Take 3 shots:

If a joint Raw Talk/Talking Smack is announced post Survivor Series

Take 4 shots:

If any impromptu matches are added to the Kickoff




WWE Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Amore vs. Kalisto (Kickoff Match)

Take a shot:

For each “Lucha” chant that breaks out

If Daivari comes out with Enzo

If Gulak keeps up his dorky-Enzo gimmick

If the crowd boos Kalisto

Take 2 shots:

If Enzo is alone at the ring

If Enzo retains

If Enzo’s cronies interfere

Take 3 shots:

If the match lasts more than 10 minutes

If we get Picture-in-Picture ad time

Take 4 shots:

If we get a new Cruiserweight champ

Switch to Newcastle Brown Ale:

Return of the King of the Cruiserweights

Prediction: This is the only title match on the card tonight and since it is on the pre-show I cannot imagine a title change is going down. Rumor has it that Neville could be back in the good graces of WWE but that remains to be seen. Enzo wins by hook or by crook.

WWE Survivor Series 2017 Drinking Game

There are seven main show matches so it’s a marathon not a sprint. Here’s some general rules:

Take a shot:

Each time the announcers mention “Survivor Series”

If there is a heel turn in a backstage segment

Each time you hear the word “competition”

Prepare your joy with 2 shots:

If we are privileged to have a Survivor Series Fashion Files

Take 3 shots:

If this show ends early

If someone debuts

If someone returns

Take 4 shots:

If this show somehow runs past 11pm Eastern

If Bliss/Flair goes longer than Brock/AJ

For any legends shown in attendance



Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. United States Champion Baron Corbin

Take a shot:

Each “Where’s your briefcase” chant

Corbin runs in on Miz

Each time Miz uses Daniel Bryan moves

If the Miztourage and The Bar join Miz

Take 2 shots:

If this is the shortest match of the night

If Miz wins

If match ends in a Corbin DQ

Take 3 shots:

If Corbin wins clean and drops the best promo of his life in a live Pay-Per-View setting

Prediction: This has the makings of a great match. This could be another moment to bolster Corbin but he may still be in the doghouse for all we know. Miz wins but this one could go either way.



Women’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Take a shot:

At each mention of Asuka’s streak

Each time “Money in the Bank” is stated

For each countered finisher

For each Nia Jax elimination

Take 2 shots:

If Raw wins

If Lana interferes

If anyone goes through a table

Take 3 shots:

If Smackdown wins clean

Take 4 shots:

If Asuka is the sole survivor

If either team goes unscathed

Take 5 shots:

If Carmella cashes in

Prediction: Raw has two monsters on its team and Smackdown has a new team member. Doesn’t stack up well for the ladies in blue. This might be the most decisive traditional match of the night. Raw wins.





Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss vs. SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair

Take a shot:

If Bliss has a special entrance

If neither stars get booed

Take 2 shots:

If the Figure Eight is applied

Each time “Flair” is said

If Charlotte comes out with her dad

Charlotte wins

Take 3 shots:

Each Charlotte moonsault

Take 4 shots:

If this ends up being match of the night

Take 10 shots:

If Bliss defeats Charlotte and solidifies herself as the top female in the company

Prediction: This match could be the way to vault Charlotte back to the very top of all the women in WWE. Best female in-ring performer vs. best female talker. Charlotte wins in a stellar match.



The Shield vs. The New Day

Take a shot:

If New Day enter through the crowd

If this match becomes no DQ

If New Day wins by shenanigans

Take 4 shots:

If the Shield get jumped while entering through the crowd

Take 5 shots:

If the Shield wins

Take 6 shots:

If Roman is finally over enough with the majority

Prediction: This is my pick for match of the night. These two teams could put on an absolute classic. New Day has been a tear recently in putting together classic matches and now we get the Shield match we were promised from the beginning of the reunion. Shield wins.



Raw Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs. SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Usos

Take a shot:

If Cesaro has to talk at any point

If the Uso’s have to wear something other than black

If the Uso’s get the face pop

For any pop Rusev receives

If the Uso’s wins the match

Take 2 shots:

If the Uso’s runs in on The Bar

If commentary misidentifies the Uso’s

If The Bar wins

Take 3 shots:

If Miz and the Miztourage accompany The Bar

If the Uso’s go for chop blocks and taking out The Bar’s legs


Prediction: The Uso’s should not be forgotten in how awesome their aspects of the New Day matches were. That is why they are favored in my mind in this match. Uso’s win and maybe, just maybe, the seeds for the breakup/final blowoff for Sheamus and Cesaro can begin.



Men’s 5-on-5 Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Take a shot:

If the combined time of the entrances is longer than any of the matches on this card

If either captain is the first to be eliminated

Take 2 shots:

If HHH and Shane start the match

Each Braun elimination

Take 3 shots:

If this goes more than 30 minutes

If Super Cena shows up

If Nakamura is the first to be eliminated………

If Jason Jordan interferes to aid Raw winning

Take 4 shots:

HHH vs. Angle starts to build tonight

Prediction: Hooooo boy all the directions this could go. Somehow, Braun is going to eliminate all but one person (probably Cena) but Smackdown will win due to some in-fighting with Kurt and Trips. Should be an entertaining one.



Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs. WWE Champion AJ Styles

Take a shot:

If Daniel Bryan joins AJ to the ring

If Bryan drops a better opening promo than Heyman

Each Calf Crusher attempt

Each German Suplex

Each F5

Each Phenomenal Forearm

Clear the liquor cabinet:

AJ beats Brock

Prediction: It won’t be Survivor Series ’16 for Brock, but it won’t be Summerslam ’16 either. Expect AJ to put everything into this one but goes down with probably one F5 after countering out of a bunch previously. Brock wins and the build to mania for Brock/Roman continues.


Well, that’s our WWE Survivor 2017 Drinking Game. Hopefully, you can pace yourselves. Live tweeting is back tonight on Twitter @GrahamCoffelt, at 2pm pst and we can dissect from there. See you then. now. forever.

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